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英文剧本《两个女人之间的战争》

发布时间:2022-07-16 10:39:54

   两个女孩同时看上了一个男孩,女人之间的战争又是怎样的呢?且看剧本怎么说。

   Cast

   Angela

   Ivy

   Peggy

   Lucy

   Yu-ting

   Ithca

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   Scene I 购物场景

   (Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)

   Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.

   Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.

   Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.

   Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.

   Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!

   Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?

   Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.

   Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.

   Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.

   Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.

   Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.

   Peggy: You’re so mean.

   Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)

   Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.

   Lucy: Me too!

   (Now the war of these two women begins)

   Scene II 两个女人在男人周围

   (Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )

   Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.

   I’ll be a good girlfriend.

   Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)

   Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.

   Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!

   Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.

   Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.

   Andy: Ok!

   Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?

   Andy: Sure!

   Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!

   Scene III 偶遇

   (Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)

   Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.

   Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me.

   Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!

   Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend!

   Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?

   Peggy& Lucy: No!

   Bonnie: What happened between you?

   Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.

   Lucy: Nonsense. He’s my lover.

   Bonnie: Stop it! It’s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)

   Scene IV 电影院奇遇

   (In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)

   Peggy& Lucy: You…….

   Lucy: Why are you here?

   Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.

   (At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)

   Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!

   Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……

   Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!

   Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.

   Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!

   Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!

   Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.

   Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?

   Peggy: We’re just girls!

   Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?

   Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!

   (They leave angry.)

   Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.

   Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)

   Scoundrel: Wait!

   Andy: Why did you turn back?

   Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)

   Scene V

   Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….

   Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.

   Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?

   Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!

   Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go.

   (Allen shows up.)

   Allen: Hi, baby!

   (Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)

   Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.

   (Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)

   Lucy: Let go of your hands.

   Peggy: He is mine!

   Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.

   Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?

   Lucy: You do, too.

   Peggy: He’s mine!

   Lucy: He’s mine!

   Peggy: He’s mine!

   Lucy: He’s mine!

   Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!

   Lucy: What?

   Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.

   Allen: Actually…….

   (Andy appears.)

   Allen: Oh, honey!

   Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!

   Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.

   Lucy: Andy?

   Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?

   Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)

   Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go.

   Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)

   Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?

   Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?

   Peggy: Maybe they are…..

   Peggy& Lucy: Gay !!

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