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therewerethesetwocows,chattingoverthefencebetweentheirfields.thefirstcowsaid,\"itellyou,thismad-cow-diseaseisreallyprettyscary.theysayitisspreadin...
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aninstructorinchemicalwarfareaskedsoldiersinhisclass:\"anyoneknowstheformulaforwater?\"\"sure.that‘seasy,\"saidoneman.\"whatisit?\"\"h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o.\"\"...
themanpassedoutinadeadfaintashecameoutofhisfrontdoorontotheporch.someonedialed911.whentheparamedicsarrived,theyhelpedhimregainconsciousnessandask...
oldteachersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirclassoldtelephonesneverdie,theyjuststopringingoldthermodynamicistsneverdie,theyjustachievetheirstate--ofmaxi...
theanimalswerebored.finally,thelionhadanidea.\"iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.i‘veseenitont.v.\"heproceededtodescribeitto...
mikewaslateforschool.hesaidtohisteacher,mr.brack,\"excusemeformycominglate,sir.iwatchedafootballmatchinmydream.\"\"whydiditmakeyoulate?\"inquiredthet...
whilemakingalong,dullspeech,apoliticianreceivedagreatdealofhecklingfromthegallery.secondly,someonethrewacabbageontothestage.\"ladiesandgentlemen,\"...
privateloydswasbroughtupbeforetheunitcoforsomeoffence.\"youcantakeyourchoice,private-onemonth‘srestrictionortwentyday‘spay,\"saidtheofficer.\"allr...