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acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.turningtoherkittens,thecatsaid,\"yous...
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oldcannersneverdie,theyarepreservedoldcarsneverdie,theyjustgetrunintothegroundoldcashiersneverdie,theyjustcheckoutoldchauffeursneverdie,theyjustl...
awomanmeanttocallarecordstorebutdialedthewrongnumberandgotaprivatehomeinstead.\"doyouhave‘eyesofblue‘and‘alovesupreme‘?\"sheasked.\"well,no,\"ans...
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苦命的salesmananinsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.hesaidhewasn\"tinterestedbecausehehadn\"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyear...
teacher:whatisthepluralofman,tom?tom:men.teacher:good.andthepluralofchild?tom:twins. ...
duringthefight,theboxerswipedtheairfuriously,butcouldnothithisopponent.\"howamidoing?\"heaskedthecoachattheendoftheround.\"well,ifyoukeepthisup,\"rep...
\"canyouexplaintomewhatthedifferenceisbetweenahigh-pitchedandlow-pitchedvoice?\"\"ahigh-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherscoldsme；alow-pitchedvoiceiswhenm...