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  • How old are you?

    awomanwalkeduptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch.\"icouldn‘thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,\"shesaid.\"what‘syoursecretforalonghappylife?\"\"ismo...

  • The blonde and the farmer

    therewasablondethatwassosickofblondejokesshediedherhairred.thejokesstoppedandshefeltsogood,shetookarideinthecountryonesaturdayafternoon.whileonth...

  • Single man at the supermarket

    ayoungmanwentshopping.heboughtasmallcanofcorn,asmallcanoftuna(金枪鱼),asmalljarofmayo(蛋黄酱),asmalllemonandaverysmallboxofteabags.whenhecamet...

  • Adults have learned

    greattruthsaboutlifethatadultshavelearnedraisingteenagersislikenailingjell-otoatree.thereisalwaysalottobethankfulforifyoutakethetimetolook.forexa...

  • the thinnest book

    whatisthethinnestbookintheworld?\"whatmenknowaboutwomen.\" ...

  • Eating some peanuts

    therewasanoldmanwhosefamilycouldnolongeraffordtotakecareofhim.sothefamilydecidedthatanusringfortheagedwouldbeappropriate.ofcoursetheoldmanrejecte...

  • Expert on parenting

    thefollowingisatruestorywrittenbyaneducationalpsychologistandherexperienceonaplane.onaflighttoflorida,iwaspreparingmynotesforoneoftheparent-educa...

  • We have new babies

    forweeksasix-yearoldladkepttellinghisfirst-gradeteacheraboutthebabybrotherorsisterthatwasexpectedathishouse.onedaythemotherallowedtheboytofeelthe...

  • Painting shows it all

    atanexhibitionofmilitarypaintingavisitorwasadmiringapicture.\"whatagreatrealistthatpainteris!\"heexclaimed.\"whatpainter?\"\"theonethatpaintedthispict...

  • Great first parent

    thefirstparentbybillcosbywheneveryourkidsareoutofcontrol,youcantakecomfortfromthethoughtthatevengod‘somnipotencedidnotextendtohiskids.aftercreat...

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