threeoldmenaresittingontheporchofaretirementhome.thefirstsays,\"fellas,igotrealproblems.i‘mseventyyearsold.everymorningatseveno‘clockigetupandit...
oldpostalcarriersneverdie,theyjustlosetheirzipoldprintersneverdie,they‘rejustnotthetypeoldprogrammersneverdie,theyjustbyteitoldprogrammersneverd...
threeretirees,eachwithahearingloss,weretakingawalkonefinemarchday.oneremarkedtotheother,\"windy,ain‘tit?\"\"no,\"thesecondmanreplied,\"it‘sthursday....
wheniwasafreshmaninouruniversity,oneday,ournewteacherwantustosaysthaboutyourselfthen,astudentstandedup,andsaid\"icomefromshandong,andiwanttolearnm...
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theotherday,iwaswalkingmydogaroundmybuilding...ontheledge.somepeopleareafraidofheights.notme,i‘mafraidofwidths.ihadadogonce.ispilledspotremovero...
amarriedcoupleonthefarmarevisitedbyanaliencouple.thealiencoupleaskedthehumancoupleiftheywouldliketoswappartnersforsex.theyagree,thehumanwomananda...
oldkidsneverdie,theyjustgrowupoldknightsinchainmailneverdie,theyjustshuffleofftheirmetalcoilsoldlaserphysicistsneverdie,theyjustbecomeincoherento...
twovampirebatswakeupinthemiddleofthenight,thirstyforblood.onesays,\"let‘sflyoutofthecaveandgetsomeblood.\"\"we‘renewhere,\"saysthesecondone.\"it‘sd...