afatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.butthefatmanknewhewast...
anoldmanvisitshisdoctorandafterthoroughexaminationthedoctortellshim:\"ihavegoodnewsandbadnews,whatwouldyouliketohearfirst?\"patient:\"well,givemethe...
flowersitmeansthat...youlovethebeautyofnature,thescentofflowersandappreciatethistimelessromanticgesture.oryougetsometwistedjoyoutofwatchingvegeta...
acopspottedawomandrivingandknittingatthesametime.comingupbesideher,hesaid,\"pullover!\"\"no,\"shereplied,\"apairofsocks!\" ...
threeratsaresittingatthebartalkingbraggingabouttheirbraveryandtoughness.thefirstsays,\"i‘msotough,onceiateawholebagfulofratpoison!\"thesecondsays,...
thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays.\"mylittlesistersleepsonthebottomb...
amanwenttovisitafriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchesswithhisdog.hewatchedthegameinastonishmentforawhile.\"icanhardlybelievemyeyes!\"heexclaimed.\"...
younglady:\"yournovelhasacharmingending.\"author:\"whatdoyouthinkoftheopeningchapters?\"younglady:\"ihavenotgottothemyet!\" ...
amanentersabarbershopforashave.whilethebarberisfoaminghimup,hementionstheproblemhehasgettingacloseshavearoundhischeeks.\"ihavejustthething,\"saysth...
fourexpectantfatherswereinaminneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,\"congratulationssir...