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  • More polite

    afatmanandaskinnymanwerearguingaboutwhowasthemorepolite.theskinnymansaidhewasmorepolitebecausehealwaystippedhishattoladies.butthefatmanknewhewast...

  • Good

    anoldmanvisitshisdoctorandafterthoroughexaminationthedoctortellshim:\"ihavegoodnewsandbadnews,whatwouldyouliketohearfirst?\"patient:\"well,givemethe...

  • FLOWERS

    flowersitmeansthat...youlovethebeautyofnature,thescentofflowersandappreciatethistimelessromanticgesture.oryougetsometwistedjoyoutofwatchingvegeta...

  • "Pull over" or "pull-over"

    acopspottedawomandrivingandknittingatthesametime.comingupbesideher,hesaid,\"pullover!\"\"no,\"shereplied,\"apairofsocks!\" ...

  • Three very tough mice

    threeratsaresittingatthebartalkingbraggingabouttheirbraveryandtoughness.thefirstsays,\"i‘msotough,onceiateawholebagfulofratpoison!\"thesecondsays,...

  • sandwiches 

    thereisthisguyandthisgirlandtheywanttohavesex.sotheygotothegirlshouseandbeforeenteringthegirlstopstheguyandsays.\"mylittlesistersleepsonthebottomb...

  • A good chess player

    amanwenttovisitafriendandwasamazedtofindhimplayingchesswithhisdog.hewatchedthegameinastonishmentforawhile.\"icanhardlybelievemyeyes!\"heexclaimed.\"...

  • Charming Ending

    younglady:\"yournovelhasacharmingending.\"author:\"whatdoyouthinkoftheopeningchapters?\"younglady:\"ihavenotgottothemyet!\" ...

  • And what if I swallow it

    amanentersabarbershopforashave.whilethebarberisfoaminghimup,hementionstheproblemhehasgettingacloseshavearoundhischeeks.\"ihavejustthething,\"saysth...

  • Go to the hospital

    fourexpectantfatherswereinaminneapolishospitalwaitingroom,whiletheirwiveswereinlabor.thenursearrivedandannouncedtothefirstman,\"congratulationssir...

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