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fortwosolidhours,theladysittingnexttoamanonanairplanehadtoldhimabouthergrandchildren.shehadevenproducedaplastic-foldoutphotoalbumofallnineofthech...
teacherhadsethisclassanessayin\"agameofcricket\".aftertwominutessimonsteelhandedhispaperinandwasallowedtogohome.hisessayread:\"rainstoppedplay.\" ...
有一个男的十分爱他的女朋友于是就把他女朋友的名字\"wendy\"刻在他的\"那话儿\"上,于是当\"那话儿\"缩小时只看到缩写\"wy\",有一次他和他的女朋友到夏威夷去玩,他...
有一天,一个印地安小孩问他爸爸说:\"dad,我的名字怎么来的?\"父亲回答说:\"我们族人命名都是以小孩子刚出生时,父亲看到的第一见事物来命名的\"像你哥哥,他刚出...
mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan\"after-hours\"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,she...
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