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爆冷的三字经英文翻译

发布时间:2022-10-22 15:01:27

  人之初:at the begining of life.

  性本善:sex is good.

  性相近:basically,all the sex are same.

  习相远:but it depends on how the way you do it.

  苟不教:if you do not practise all the time.

  性乃迁:sex will leave you..

  教之道:the way of learning it

  贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.

  昔孟母:once a great mother, mrs meng

  择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

  子不学:if you don”t study hard,

  断机杼:your dick will become useless.

  窦燕山:dou, the famous

  有义方:owned a very effective exciting medicine

  教五子:all his five son took it

  名俱扬:and their sexual ability were well-kown.

  养不教:if your children don”t know how to do it,

  父之过:it is all your fault.

  教不严:if they had lots of problems with it,

  师之惰:their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

  子不学:you may refuse to study this

  非所宜:but that is a real mistake

  幼不学:if you don”t learn it in childhood,

  老何为:you will lose your ability when aged

  玉不琢:if you don”t exercise your dick,

  不成器:it won”t become hard and strong.

  人不学:if you don”t learn sex,

  不知义:you can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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