A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.

　　The a-lines should have five feet， while the b-lines have only three feet.

　　It is normally， but not always light or humorous.[由www.telnote.cn整理]

　　A Day Challenge

　　You take up the challenge to write，女生签名

　　then stay up all day and all night.

　　To think of a verse

　　can be a real curse.悲伤签名

　　You want all the words to be right.

　　Don't worry if your words sound daft.

　　Remember it's only a draft

　　and then if you're wise

　　next month you'll revi

　　Interesting Poems

　　Roses are red， Violets are blue.

　　Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

　　Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

　　Not in cage but laughing at you.

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　　Twinkle Twinkle little star

　　You should know what you are

　　And once you know what you are

　　Mental hospital is not so far.

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　　LIMERICK

　　A limerick is a five line verse with the rhyme scheme of aabba.

　　The a-lines should have five feet， while the b-lines have only three feet.

　　It is normally， but not always light or humorous.

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　　A Day Challenge

　　You take up the challenge to write，

　　then stay up all day and all night.

　　To think of a verse

　　can be a real curse.

　　You want all the words to be right.

　　Don't worry if your words sound daft.

　　Remember it's only a draft

　　and then if you're wise

　　next month you'll revise

　　and wonder if others have laughed.

　　You might have enough for a book.

　　If you haven't， don't cry or sook.

　　Sit down and write more

　　than you did before.

　　When it's published I'll have a look.

　　I wish you success with your dreams.

　　It's easy if we work in teams

　　so all in due course

　　lets give it more sauce.

　　It isn't as tough as it seems.

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　　Kitchen Capers

　　There’s capers afoot in the kitchen.

　　The cat is quite drunk and it’s twitchin’，

　　It drank two pints of ale，

　　Then lapped up a cocktail，

　　Danced a jig then said， “It’s bewitchin’.”

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　　Why?

　　Two towers crashed down from the sky

　　Causing innocent people to die

　　Terror and war

　　What is it for?

　　I never will understand why

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　　Monique

　　There once was a girl called Monique

　　She had such a perfect physique

　　Her bust is so round

　　But mine can't be found

　　Beside her I feel quite a freak

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　　A Limerick for Paul

　　A middle aged man called Paul

　　Said 'No' when his angel did call

　　Please go away

　　I want to stay

　　I'm living and having a ball

　　I know that I'll meet you one day

　　But for now just please go away

　　I'm writing a book

　　If you want you can look

　　Just go and let me have my say

　　I'm good you can check with my wife

　　But sometimews I find I'm in strife

　　Don't pinch my car

　　Or you won't get far

　　And I'll make you pay with your life

　　I don't want to meet the Grim Reaper

　　But he seems to think he's my keeper

　　Now's not my time

　　I'm busy with rhyme

　　He'll just have to dig that grave deeper

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　　Christine

　　There once was a girl called Christine

　　She smoked far too much nicotine

　　She coughed and she spluttered

　　The Doc came and muttered

　　She has to go in quarantine

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　　Bertie and Gertie

　　A couple called Bertie and Gertie

　　Said life will begin when you're thirty

　　You lose inhibition

　　Try any position

　　Enjoy getting flirty and dirty

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　　Ask

　　Don't read your teenagers diary

　　Life at home could bee fiery

　　It's an easier task

　　More respectful to ask

　　Just make a discreet enquiry

　　The rain makes all things beautiful.

　　The grass and flowers too.

　　If rain makes all things beautiful

　　Why doesn't it rain on you?

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　　I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

　　I wrote your name in air，it was blown away.

　　I wrote your name on my heart

　　i got Heart Attack

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　　God saw me hungry， he created pizza .

　　He saw me thirsty， he created Pepsi

　　He saw me in dark， he created light

　　He saw me without problems， he created YOU.

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　　When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from darkness

　　and if after you pray and you're still in darkness，please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!