Humorous self introduction (1)

　　Hello: my name is (* * *) I guess my gender: from the legendary (* * * province city county or district * street or building) (in fact, you can also secretly tell people I am from Huaguoshan) I am (*) age, (*) in the reading age, I a year ago the kindergarten, I was (what's what friends from distant relatives or big brother sister Moumou), you don't envy me, actually I am very low-key, there are many, I love the things such as temporarily omitted ten thousand words... I don't love... There are many things such as: the same ten thousand words omitted...... how we have for me to have a general understanding of it, then we talk about the ideal life and the future (and you have to show your childish).

　　A colleague! A little girl at the beginning, learn purdah; Chinese academic careless, relative mathematics in a complete mess; thank you love is good, this is a great, really interest interest.

　　If you are with me about the universe Xing Chang, please don't shake shy, bring it on!

　　Chat software, round the thousands of netizens "countless close contact" of the dream. And behind every QQ number, there is a man and a man with a great personality. They are chatting or master, or a green hand "rookie", but is the same, their QQ information, very personality and humor talent like. Do not believe? Then look at the following net friend QQ personality self introduction:

　　Accompany chat, every word 6 wool, punctuation, half price, more than 1000 words 20 percent off!

　　First payment, later chat, money to talk. I do not take the initiative to talk to non professionals. The network is false, and if it is injured and deceived, I do not take any responsibility.

　　It was made in China in 1980, with a long 178cm and a net weight of 66kg. The use of artificial intelligence, all parts of a complete, stable operation, after more than 20 years of operation, is a product of quality trust. The "product" complete formalities, Baotuibaohuan indefinitely. Now because of the development needs, sincere recruitment of like-minded people, joint development and development of the second generation of language chat software, interested parties please!

　　Every woman is the angel wings of love, they come to the world, you can't go back to heaven, so that men need to cherish.

　　I am an angel too, but when I landed, I was careless on the ground, not going back to heaven because of the reason of weight.

　　Well, I have an angel heart, kind and benevolent.

　　Humorous self introduction (2)

　　My name is * * *, thirteen years old this year, just first second.

　　I am tall medium, 1.66 platoon class tenth, long face short nose, big feet have big hands, little eyes are not small, especially God's eyes, a big mouth to say, just say, "said one hour is also no problem, height, body neither fat nor thin. In general, it is still more handsome.

　　I go to school in Beijing City, our school uniform is not good, all is blue, so it is very good to recognize, one is the middle school students.

　　My advantage is love. Every morning I go out to exercise, run, play the horizontal bar, and so on.

　　So, my school sports are very good, my study is also not to be questioned, the math exam has never been 90 points, my English is also good. So, my face is always the joyful expression of the overflowing.

　　My shortcoming is that I can't play basketball, I don't know what's the matter, I don't like it, and I don't like it.

　　I always get out of class and don't pay attention to it. So, after the teacher called me, I was full of confidence to stand up, eighty percent are right, the harm of the teacher is angry and laugh.

　　This is me, as soon as I see me, I always laugh, I will greet you enthusiastically, come on!