在写中文个人简历时，也会因为没有掌握好个人简历制作技巧而出现了一些错误，而更何况在写英文简历，以下是英语简历中最不该出现的话，希望大家能获取经验，避免犯以下错误。 致命的大错 
"finished8th in my high school graduating class of10." 
"qualifications: no education or experience." 
"i am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy." 
"my compensation should be at least equal to my age." 
"reason for leaving: it had to do with the irs, fbi and sec." 
"fired because i fought for lower pay." 
"size of employer: very tall, probably over6’5" . 
" "please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date." 
"reason for leaving: my boss said the end of the world is near." 
"reason for leaving: the owner gave new meaning to the word ’paranoia.’ i prefer to elaborate privately." 
打字错误与语法错误 
"here are my qualifications for you to overlook." 
"strengths: ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer." 
"i am a rabid typist." 
"work history: performed brain wave tests,1879-1981." 
"after receiving advice from several different angels, i have decided to pursue a new line&nb sp;of work." 
"accounting cleric." 
"as indicted, i have over five years of experience analyzing investments." 
"suspected to graduate early next year." 
"disposed of $ billion in assets." 
"proven ability to track down and correct erors." 
"accomplishments: oversight of entire department." 
"am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details." 
"accomplishments: completed11years of high school." 
不应有的幽默 
"note: keep this resume on top of the stack. use all others to heat your house." 
"assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (translation: short-order cook.) 
"but ’s more. you get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature." 
"i have an excellent track record, although i am not a horse." 
"my fortune cookie said, ’your next interview will result in a job’-and i like your company in particular." 
"title: another resume from the ’profiles in excellence’ se ries." 
"also known as: mr. productivity, mr. clever, -it." 
"trustworthy references available upon request-if i give them a few bucks." "let’s meet so you can ’ooh’ and ’ahh’ over my experience."