I opend my wallet found it empty , reached into my pocket found no coin, searched my life found you! Then I realized how rich I am!!! ...
一对外国夫妇住进村子里，因为村里的人无法和他们交流，老夫妇很寂寞，就养了一只猫。一天早上，老夫妇正梳理猫毛，一个人从旁边过来，冲着俩人说“鼓捣...
1.男人的爱情门户在眼睛，女人则是在耳朵。 Love enters a man through his eyes; a woman through her ears. 2.幸福是良好的健康加上糟糕的记性。 ...
1、There is plenty more fish in the sea. 天涯何处无芳草。 2、My son is my son till he has got him a wife, but my daughter is my daughter all...
if u found youself in a dark room``?! walls around you are red! and blood es from everywhere! don‘‘t be scared! you are in my heart. ...
Fact speak louder than words.事实胜于雄辩。 Pursue breakthroughs in your life. 追求自我的突破。 Experience must be bought.吃一堑，长一智...
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的...
嘿嘿条条经典，个个搞笑，给你那死党来条英语短信吧，哈哈 1、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. ... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! ...
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. \"Why?\" asks the father. \"The teacher asked ‘How much is 2x3?‘ and I said ‘...
Why Men Are So Cheerful (A Woman‘s Point of View) damn, it‘s good to be a man. . .... Your last name stays put. The garage is all ...