1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. 开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。 ...
英文经典搞笑名句！~ Money is not everything. There‘‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. Th...
1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起...
（一） Q: What‘‘s the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can‘‘t have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤...
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. ...
I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking? If I could rewrite the alphabet I’d put U and I together! Hel...
有个美国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“Hello.” 美国人：“Hi.&rdq...
Hello, Chicago! 芝城父老，别来无恙？ If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible, who ...
1：Almost! 差不多！ 2：Amazing! 太神奇了！ 3：Certainly! 当然了！ 4：Congratulation! 恭喜了！ 5：Fantastic! 妙极了！ 6：Incredib...
小白兔到大白兔家玩 shall by too dull doll by too jack won 大灰狼看见小白兔了 dolphin long can Jim shall by too low 小白兔闻到了，逃...