1.蒸多大窝头将现多大眼。
2.人欲歧视人，人必歧视他！
3.痞子坦荡荡，老师常戚戚。
4.你们想娱乐我，我娱乐死你们！
5.生命是一种聚合，死亡是一种发散。
6.社会上多少人疯了自己都不知道，在演正常。
7.你以其人之道还治其人，你就变成你的敌人。
8.告全国文明用语书：你们还要卷多少钱才叫够，才肯罢手？
9.时尚的爹是前卫，前卫的爹是另类，另类的爹是反叛。
10.摇滚女青年和文学女青年没什么区别，拿爱好当个性了。
11.仇恨会扭曲人的脸，我就由一个清纯少年变得凶相毕露。
12.平等公式：我是流氓我怕谁 你是流氓谁怕你=谁也不怕谁。
13.你讨厌我，就应该和我不一样，比我文明，你可千万留神不要变成和我一样的人。
14.评论家就像太监。自己办不了事，净瞧皇上在那儿办事了，回头到处散去，假装懂。
15.中产——暴发——假贵——媚雅——大金牙——宝马——LV。翻译过来统统叫“土闹”。
16.悲剧，是把美好毁灭给人看；喜剧，是把人生无价值撕破给人看；两样都是破坏性工作。
17.男人是利己的，女性是利他的。虽然可能只是为了保护基因，虽然有很多长舌妇——讨厌。
18.我和老徐的博客的区别在于我是肺腑之言，她是一种无奈的生活态度，我真是一个自我感觉超级良好的人，所以有时洋洋得意之后也觉得自己特讨厌。但是老话说：肺腑而能语，医师色如土。
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英文经典笑话:
1. evaporate is how old steamed bread of corn will show how old eye.
2. The person is about to discriminate against a person, the person discriminates against him surely!
3. Ruffian is magnanimous swing, relative of teacher Chang Qi.
You think
4. recreation I, my recreation is dead you!
5. Life is a kind of polymerization, death is a kind of diverge.
6. Socially how many person became mad **elf do not know, it is normal to acting.
7. Your path with its person still treats its person, you bee your enemy.
8. Solicit book of countrywide corrupt official: You coil even how many money just cries enough, just agree to give up?
9. Fashionable dad is halfback, the dad of halfback is additional kind, additional kind dad is to rebel.
10. rocks and roll girl and distinction of literary girl it doesn‘‘t matter, take an interest when individual character.
11. Hate the face of can screwy person, I am bee by a quiet pure boy fierce look appears in all.
12. Equality is ｆｏｒｍulary: I am scampish who am I afraid of you are scampish who is afraid of your = who is afraid of.
You are fed up with
13. I, should mix I am different, more civilized than me, you but ten million is careful do not bee the person with me.
14. essayist resembles eunuch. Oneself do not to finish sth, clean look the emperor handled affairs over, drop off everywhere later, pretend to understand.
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