有点个性的英文短信,极经典的话

　　
May you have many dreams fulfilled.
祝你许多美梦都能成真。

　　
Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
 

　　This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!! 这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑!!!

　　
My arms are wide open for you this New Year.
我张开双臂，盼与你共度新春佳节。

　　
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That’s impossible，he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said，"Let me try world peace".
有一次上帝来到我面前答应了我一个愿望。我说我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他说。然后我请让你变聪明。他说：“你还是让我试试让世界和平吧。”
 

　　This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1... >Error: No Brain Detected!!!
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1… >错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！ 搞笑短信
 

　　Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1） Pray-so that u may live...2）Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢? 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去!
 

　　Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now...Sorry I will leave, I can‘t find a brain.
你好，我是病毒！并且现在正逐渐进入你的大脑……对不起，我要走了，因为我根本找不到你的大脑！
 

　　Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today? 1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! 早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？ 1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
 

　　Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED? Don‘t Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。 Don‘t be mad, don‘t be blue, Einstein was ugly too! 不要激动，不要忧郁，爱因斯坦长相也难看！
 

　　If u hide, I’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, I’ll search 4 you. If u’ll leave, I’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, I’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, I’ll kill you.
 如果你躲起来，我会去找你。如果你不见了，我会寻觅你。如果你离开了，我会等你。如果日子会把你带走，我会为你战斗。但是，如果你停止发短信息，我会宰了你。
 

　　Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
 你永远不能战胜一个纯SB,因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平,然后用丰富的经验打败你